And I quote "Smell me... Smell my arm... I smell like lemon butter!!!"
After he sniffs a jar of lemon butter "I smell better than lemon butter!!! Tell me it's not true... smell the lemon butter" which he conviently holds on my face...
"What would you rather have on toast... me or lemon butter?"
Does he sound weird? He needs to ask?
"Do I amuse thee?" and again... he needs to ask???